Party Games - the first two chapters!
Party Games is
relevant and modern, echoing today's political power struggles in all the major
parties. It delves into the murky workings of party politics with the aim of
leaving the reader feeling shell-shocked by its sheer ferocity, but
still wanting more. My flawed, ambitious characters are, essentially, ordinary
people who happen to work in an extraordinary place. I hope that the
story will interest anyone who has an interest in politics, and the workings of
our political system, but also wants to understand how politicians tick – what
motivates them on a basic human level.
Rodney Richmond, the young, charismatic yet ultimately insecure Leader of the Opposition, is at a critical time in his leadership. But once his Shadow Cabinet reshuffle turns sour, leaving a sacked Chief Whip out in the cold, events begin to spiral out of his control. Richmond’s leadership rival and deputy sees his opportunity to seize power through a ruthless game of manipulation and blackmail, leaving Richmond battling for the heart and soul of the party – and the woman – he loves.
Will the loyalty of Richmond’s most trusted allies be enough to stop his
enemies, or will their attempts to save him lead to tragedy? Set in the heart
of Westminster, Party Games is a hotbed of ambition, treachery, friendship,
love and passion. Nobody is safe, and everyone must play...
One
Before he knew what was happening, a deafening
sound rang out and an indescribable agony surged through his exhausted body. There
may have been two, perhaps three shots, he didn’t know, wasn’t sure...he
couldn’t see around him, who else was hurt, but he felt himself fall to the
floor, hitting his head hard on the corner of his desk. There were voices;
faint, incoherent, male and female all competing in short, sharp sentences,
their words a jumble of sounds amongst panic. He tried to move, to react to the
noise around him, but he had no idea even how to open his eyes. As the voices
grew ever more distant, the agony in every inch of his body, spreading down
from a fierce ache in his head, made him want to scream out to force them to
understand. To understand...but understand what? He couldn’t think coherently. His
limbs – could he feel them?
He
felt sudden remorse for the imperfections in his life, how he had treated those
close to him, how they had treated him. Would he be missed? Would he be
mourned? Would she have regrets?
Darkness began to
descend over his jumble of thoughts and it occurred to him he must be slipping
into a coma. Perhaps he was dying – this was what it felt like, no bright light
guiding you towards eternal life but instead trapping you within a fading mind
as death swamped your senses and finally took you from the world. Pain gripped
him but he was unable to respond. Death could only be a relief. After a
moment all the feeling he had within him began to drift away and he no longer
felt scared.
Then he felt nothing.
Monday,
two weeks, three days earlier
“Yes, I’m keeping an eye on him, although I must
say, he’s rather been behaving himself lately. Nothing too...untoward, shall we say.” The Leader of
Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, the Right Honourable Rodney Richmond MP, cast a
glance at the clock. Must wind up the
call.
A small tap on his
office door gave him the excuse he sought. Rodney’s Press Secretary, Clare Shaw,
pursed her lips as she entered.
“Rodney, they’re ready,”
she whispered, as if keeping her voice quiet would disturb him less.
Rodney ended the call
with his predecessor, and mentor, with the usual exchange of pleasantries. He
had told the old man what he needed to know, anything else was superfluous. Throwing
on his suit jacket, he followed Clare through to the adjoining suite. Another day, another interview. He had
become accustomed to such variety in his day, but, occasionally, he wished he
were miles away. Long interviews made him feel uncomfortable, especially if
they delved too much into his private life. All that ‘touchy-feely’ stuff
wasn’t really his style, but he had been told by those around him that he
carried off such style ‘beautifully’.
“Right,”
Clare said, waving a clipboard in one hand, BlackBerry firmly in the other. “D’you
think we’ve run through this enough times? I mean, I’ve told Wood that he can’t
pull his usual stunt of changing his questioning, and there will be a break
after ten minutes. He might try to stretch out Cornish devolution.”
Rodney
straightened his tie and ran his hand over the back of his dark brown locks. “Right,
it’ll be fine Clare, don’t worry.” He knew the interviewer, Graham Wood, well; they
had worked together in his early days at ITN
before Rodney moved to the Daily Bulletin. He sometimes wondered
if he may have had risen to Wood’s job as political editor of ITN had he stayed in his original
profession.
“Have you seen Deborah or is she still doing
battle with Number 10?” Rodney asked Clare, glancing around hopefully. He
sucked in his stomach, running his thumbs around the waistline of his trousers.
He considered momentarily that perhaps he should take up jogging again, but he
noticed that, even in such austere financial times, one of his staff had bought
a large box of pink doughnuts covered in chocolate sprinkles. That was just the
sort of sugar rush he would need to get him through the afternoon in the House
of Commons.
“I’m
here,” a breathless voice rang out, stopping Rodney before he could walk over
to the bored-looking film crew. Wood was shouting determinedly down a mobile
phone.
“What’ve
you got for me?” Rodney asked quietly as his Chief of Staff, Deborah, took him
aside. Clare pulled her folder tightly into her chest, a look of annoyance
across her young face.
“Looks
like we may get a statement in the House after all, we’ll probably know by the
time you break,” Deborah muttered, glancing over her shoulder to where Clare
was looking irritable. “Oh, and reshuffles are...”
“Off
limits. I know, Debs,” Rodney sighed. Sometimes she made him feel like he was a
child being chastised by his mother. “Keep tight-lipped, but smile
none-the-less. They’re all doing a brilliant job.”
“Including Rivers,” Deborah
added. She bent her head to gauge the readiness of the crew. Wood had ended his
call and was busily tapping into his iPad; Richmond’s press officers would
already be checking his tweets.
Rodney’s expression
soured. “Quite.”
The reporter was
suddenly looming by his shoulder. Forcing a grin, Rodney turned and stretched
out his hand, taking the journalist’s in a firm show of greeting. “Ah, Graham! It’s
been a while.”
“It certainly has,” Wood
replied with a smile. He signalled to Rodney to sit, and before he could make
himself comfortable he was wired up and smothered in face powder. “Right, well
we’ve a lot to get through. I’ll be gentle, I promise.” Wood’s second smile
suddenly felt to Rodney to be far more insincere, but that was the nature of
the journalistic beast. It wasn’t personal. Well, not yet anyway.
“Mr. Richmond, first may I thank you
for agreeing to such a frank and detailed interview. It has been two weeks
since your second party conference as Tory Leader and over a year since you
comfortably saw off your then rival and now deputy Colin Scott, yet it would
appear that the British electorate still don’t know much about you, the man who
hopes to be walking into Number 10 in a few years time. You have been described
as ‘intensely private’, but some may say we should know as much as possible
about who we have elected. Would you agree with that?”
Rodney bit his bottom
lip. Clare had told him on more than one occasion to break that awful habit,
and if he had looked up over Wood’s shoulder he might have seen her at the back
of the room shaking her head.
“Well, firstly, I like
my privacy just as much as anybody does. I have a life outside politics, my own
private interests, and I don’t think my family should be the subject of public
scrutiny.”
Wood nodded, yet
appeared unconvinced. “But do you agree that personality matters in politics
just as much as policy? Or maybe even more? You were hardly in the public eye
before you beat Colin Scott for the leadership, even though he had a relatively
high profile.”
“I certainly believe
personality is important in politics, as this plays a huge part in policy. One’s
own experiences and judgements determine what one sees as important, what needs
changing for the better and where government should mind its own business. Who
we are as people - our convictions and morals - form the very basis of policy
development and underpin our whole democracy. ”
“Tell me about your
childhood, your life even before journalism. You were a bit of a child prodigy
were you not? Didn’t you want to be a farmer at one point?”
Rodney chuckled, scratching
his brow. “Well yes, I did want to be a farmer. I don’t think my mother was too
pleased when I announced I was off to study agriculture, especially when I had
done so well at school. But I never was one for doing what other people tell me
to do. I think my decision had been based more on rebellion than anything, but
instead of going into teaching like my parents I switched to read politics and
journalism at Bristol, where I found my niche.”
“Ok, moving on to
talking about today’s Rodney Richmond. You have been described by a recent
editorial in the London Chronicle as ‘possessing charm, potential ‘voter
appeal’ and sharp political instinct’. Do you think that was what won you the
leadership election?”
Rodney felt himself
blushing through his thick layer of face powder. “Well, I can’t really speak
for my colleagues and the party at large who voted for me, but I like to think
that I am able to detect public mood and what concerns voters in this country
and act on this with development of responsible, practical policies.”
“And would you say that
you haven’t much of a tough shell, that you can’t take criticism from your
colleagues, or would you describe yourself of a bit of a bruiser?”
Rodney cringed inside. A
bruiser? Wood wanted him to be either a poodle or a pit-bull terrier, but
he considered himself neither. “Well, like all politicians, I’m only human, I
would be lying if I said that I wasn’t affected when people criticise me in
public. With regards to my colleagues, I have always said that my door is open
for those with anything they wish to discuss with me. I like to think I have
‘open leadership’, there is much talent within the Parliamentary Party and
sadly I can’t squeeze all of it into the Shadow Cabinet, so constant feedback
is vitally important to me.”
“Talking of your Shadow
Cabinet,” Wood began, his forthright, professional tone the antithesis of the
mischievous glint in his eye, “any hints on when we could expect your
long-awaited reshuffle?”
Rodney chuckled. Wood
knew the rules. “Come on, Graham, you can’t expect me to say anything about
that.”
Wood pushed. “So you’re
still deciding?”
Rodney simply smiled. It
was the tell-tale signal that of course he had decided, but the journalist
would have to wait along with everyone else. It was a waste of a question, but
Wood had been duty-bound to ask, of course.
“Who would you say is
your political hero?”
Now this was something
Rodney could answer. He changed his secretive smile to his assuring one.
“My political hero would have to be Edmund Burke. He spoke of continuity and
stability, but also of pragmatism. Burke once wrote ‘circumstances give, in
reality, to every political principle its distinguishing colour and
discriminating effect’. I like to think of myself as a pragmatic politician,
ready to adapt to circumstances rather than expecting them to adapt to my
principles.”
Wood shifted in his
chair, putting pen to paper. Another tick. “Moving on to Cornish devolution, Mr
Richmond, considering your personal interest in it, do you see it as an issue
which reflects over the whole country…”
Clare coughed loudly
directly behind Wood. Filming suddenly cut out and the journalist twisted
round, his expression furrowed in annoyance. It was still two minutes off the
ten minute break.
“I’m sorry,” Clare said,
stepping towards the leader. Rodney indicated to the technicians to remove his
microphone. “You can have him back later today, four o’clock’s not too late is
it?”
Wood frowned, but his
tone was amicable. “No, that’s fine, we’ve still got a lot to get through but I’m
sure we can rattle through it. Statement from the PM, is it?”
“Yes, it is,” Rodney cut
in as he rose to his feet. Deborah was over by the door, glancing pointedly at
her watch. “We’ve been asking for it long enough, you can always report it as a
bit of a victory for us if you like.”
Wood grinned knowingly
as Rodney patted him firmly on the shoulder. “I’ll see you later then Graham,
once I’ve slaughtered the PM in the Chamber.” The Party Leader snatched up the
remaining doughnut, and with his entourage, marched with significant purpose
from the room.
*****
Sat in his modern Parliamentary office in
Portcullis House, shrouded in semi-darkness, Colin Scott, the Honourable Member
for Romsey and Deputy Leader of the Conservative Party, poured himself a triple
shot. He hated Mondays. Well, that was a bit of an exaggeration, he didn’t hate
Mondays, as it meant he could finally get away from the drudgery of a weekend
down in the constituency. Tonight, however, he had to stay late to vote, and
was in a terrible mood. Not that the impotent Chief Whip, Tristan Rivers, would
have noticed if the whole of the Parliamentary Party had gone to the Red Lion pub instead of the ‘no’ lobby.
Colin had been invited,
through guilty politeness, for a drink by two of his Shadow Cabinet colleagues
but he had declined after pretending to give it thought. They could watch the
interview with the appallingly sycophantic Graham Wood from the bar if they
liked, surrounded by colleagues praising their glorious leader’s skills on
camera, but Colin wanted to savour it alone. That way, if he felt the urge to
punch the wall, it wouldn’t find its way into that gutter rag The Morning
Engager.
Colin’s gaze drifted
down to the business card playing between his fingers. One phone call and it
would all begin to fall nicely into place.
He had to admit,
Richmond came across quite well. Handsome, with a natural confidence, Richmond
oozed charm. He was busy doing his ‘human’ bit and he certainly looked the part
– but then again, Colin thought in annoyance, he always did. Edmund Burke.
Very smooth. The leader had learnt his lines well. Still, everyone knew Wood to
be the easiest interview around. Wood was gently massaging Richmond’s ego
again, asking him about girlfriends. Who bloody cares?
Colin sank back into his
green easy chair and focussed his gaze on his whisky bottle. He gripped its
neck until his knuckles turned white – if he screwed the lid back on and
stuffed it back in his drawer then he wouldn’t have to slip into drunken
unconsciousness.
The questioning turned
to the Deputy’s least favourite subject – Cornish devolution and the
forthcoming Bill in the Commons. For some inexplicable reason Richmond had
attached himself to the issue like a limpet to a rock, as if it would save his
leadership from drifting out to sea with the political tide. Colin saw it as
unimportant, to the electorate at least. It was a selfish political manoeuvre. A
man like Colin Scott was all in favour of manoeuvring of the most self-obsessed
kind, but he didn’t think it wise to put the party’s fortunes on the line. He
had been telling Richmond that for months, but he felt his opinion, and his
‘job’, mattered little.
Richmond was squirming
on the issue of health, a desperate, half-baked policy despite his level-headed
Chief of Staff warning him not to try to develop policy too fast. With one
hand we giveth, with the other we taketh away. Wood was right to pick up on
the flaws. There were many. It surprised Colin, because Richmond was usually a
perfectionist. His campaign against Colin fifteen months ago had indeed been
perfect in every way. He had a competent, attractive, female campaign manager
and at 39 he had youth on his side. Richmond sounded good, Colin sounded smug
and insincere, Richmond looked good, Colin fared better in radio
interviews. He hadn’t stood a chance against a professional journalist. The old
cliché of style of substance.
Colin wrinkled his nose
and breathed deeply. Here was the biggest mistake of the interview: Richmond
would stay on after the next election even if the party did badly. There was
much to do, a political mountain to climb. It may take a couple of terms to
make the party electable again... He
rolled his eyes. Well, he certainly had given the journalists the hook they
needed for their story. Maybe he wasn’t such the professional after all.
With a light head and
heavy heart Colin thumbed his BlackBerry, his eyes fixed on the card. But as he
shifted from his chair there was a small, unexpected tap on his office door. He
glanced at his watch – 11.03pm.
“Hello? Colin, are you
in there?” a familiar, Lancashire voice called through the crack of the door.
Shit. Colin fumbled for a mint, slotting the business card
hurriedly into his wallet. He opened the door to see a tall, slim man with a
crop of curly blond hair smiling broadly at him. Colin returned the gesture,
blinking through the bright light of the corridor. He was well rehearsed in
pretending to be pleased to see someone he would rather not talk to.
“Jeremy, hello, you’re
still around?” Colin purposefully blocked his office entrance.
“Well a Party Chairman’s
job is never done, just been watching the boss. Thought you might still be
here. How do you think our guy do then? Did you watch him?”
Colin pursed his lips. Jeremy
Cheeser, Member of Parliament for Wensleydale, looked distracted, but he always
did. It bothered Colin, the way the Chairman was always so incredibly nice. He might have even liked him, if
it wasn’t for their personal history and Jeremy’s blind loyalty to the Leader.
“Yes, I thought he did
well,” he lied, swallowing his mint and forcing another smile. “Covered all the
bases I think. The headlines tomorrow will of course be about his admission
that he wants to stay after the next election even if we do badly.”
Jeremy grimaced, but
said nothing. He might have agreed that
it had been a bad move, but an awkward silence descended. Colin expected
nothing more than a guarded reaction to anything negative he might insinuate.
Colin coughed. “Is there
any other reason why you’re here?” he prompted. The alcohol seemed to be
catching up with him, his brain soaking it up like a sponge in a bath.
“Ah, well, I just
thought….I’d check you were ok, as I was passing. Dropping some stuff off at
the office,” Jeremy indicated to the heavy folder tucked under his arm and
avoided eye contact, but Colin could spot the sympathy. It was the same every year.
“I’m fine. Thanks for the concern,” Colin
responded flatly. His old university friend’s ‘moral Christian duty’ repulsed
him and Colin didn’t give a damn if Jeremy thought he was going to hell. He
considered that the bloody place may have even been more preferable.
“How’s Linda? And
George?”
Jeremy’s face lit up. “Oh,
it was George’s fourth birthday yesterday, Linda insisted on throwing him a
party for his nursery friends, completely chaos of course! Anyway, Linda’s
fine. She’s on nights tonight, she won’t slow down no matter how much I nag
her. I said to her the hospital won’t fall apart if she needs to take a day or
two off, especially as she’ll soon be on maternity leave anyway, but she just
says that she’s the doctor so she should know!”
Something stirred deep
inside Colin. He suppressed it instantly. “Well, give her my best.”
“I will. We should have
dinner sometime, the three of us. Actually there’s a mutual female friend of
ours coming round next week - we could make it a foursome,” Jeremy flashed a
smile. The timing of the invite had set-up written all over it and Colin
mentally balked.
“Maybe,” Colin muttered,
thumbing his personal mobile phone in his pocket. He wondered if the girl might
text him tonight, beg him to visit. He hoped she would. He longed for her.
“Well, just let me know,”
Jeremy patted his colleague on the arm. Colin noted his desperation to get
away. “Anyway, best dash, I already feel guilty enough for not being able to
see George before bedtime. Thank goodness for nannies!”
“Quite. See you
tomorrow. Actually, have you heard anything about..?”
“Reshuffles? No, not a
bean. Rodney’s very good at keeping it close to his chest, but it’s for the best
I suppose.”
Jeremy hurriedly bid his
colleague goodnight. Colin stood alone, switching off the television. He wished
he could forgive him for preventing him from becoming President of the Oxford
Union all those years ago. He wished he could overcome the jealousy he felt. He
wished he could forgive himself for all that happened, block out the
flash-backs which woke him in the night, cold sweat moistening his face and
pillow.
Colin stared at the
black screen through the dim light. The girl wouldn’t text this late, but he
knew he could visit her if he desired. He snatched up his wallet, flipping it
open. The picture he was so used seeing had worn over the years; it was dated
and the colour had faded, but when he gazed at it he felt strangely at home. Colin ran his finger over the plastic which
shielded it, those beautiful, smiling blue eyes staring back at him but without
recognition of the sadness in his heart. Sometimes he would experience such
anger and frustration, while sometimes he would feel nothing. The passing of
the years hadn’t made it any easier.
Sighing heavily, he
remembered the business card. He still had a call to make, and the rate things
were moving waiting another day could be too late. Anyway, he was paying him
enough. He’d better bloody well be awake.
Two
Tuesday,
4pm
It was the talk of the Members Tea Room. The
usual 5 o’clock Shadow Cabinet meeting had been unexpectedly cancelled at the
last minute, prompting rumour and speculation. Retreating to his office to
await his summons by the Leader, nobody was more aware of the current buzz
around Westminster than the Opposition Chief Whip, the Right Honourable Tristan
Rivers MP.
“You’ve got your head in
the sand again,” Tristan could hear the assiduous Deputy Chief Whip’s worryingly
familiar words ringing in his ears. Perhaps Bradbury was right.
He sat behind his desk
and buried his nose in Hansard, the
daily record of Parliamentary debates. Best
to carry on as normal. He could hear the faint chatter of his junior whips
and he knew full well what they were discussing. He didn’t particularly care
they weren’t scared of him, but most of them had undermined him for long
enough. Just because he wouldn’t keep a ‘little black book’ of a few
recalcitrant colleagues, or strong-arm them into the correct lobby, his whips
had turned their fire on him in their own little revolt. But, Bradbury had
argued, in the nicest possible way, if Rivers couldn’t keep his own troops in
line, what hope was there for the rest of the Parliamentary Party?
“I don’t condone the
‘jobs for the boys’ attitude around here. It’s got to change,” Tristan had told
him. Bradbury merely sighed.
Tristan breathed deeply
and glanced at the clock. Moments later, his BlackBerry message came. It was time.
*****
Anthea Culverhouse MP, Shadow Secretary of State
for Devolved and Constitutional Affairs, shivered as she hurried along the
wind-swept colonnade stretching from the main Palace of Westminster to
Portcullis House, the modern, airy and newest addition to the Parliamentary
estate. Big Ben chimed 5.30pm, the pale autumn light fading into darkness, and
Anthea felt the splash of drizzle on her cheeks as she kept up her fast pace,
heeled shoes clopping steadily on the smooth slabs. For a moment she wondered
whether she had brought her umbrella, but her thoughts quickly returned to more
pressing matters. Reshuffle rumours weighed heavily on her mind, and in her
stomach. Rivers was on his way out as Chief Whip, and a woman was heavily
tipped to succeed him. It was just which
woman.
She waved when she saw
the lofty figure of one of her favourite colleagues heading towards her, a warm
smile across his face and his curly locks loose in the chilly October air.
Jeremy ground to a halt, his long legs stepping to the side so the two of them
could talk. There was, of course, only one topic of conversation.
“On
your way over?” Jeremy asked. The colonnade was a busy thoroughfare, MPs and
staff charging through, chatting loudly. Anthea nodded, glancing around her.
“Yes,
I feel like I’ve been waiting forever,” she said surreptitiously. “Why is it
that journalists think you know more than you do about these things?”
Jeremy raised an
eyebrow. “Yes, indeed. I hear Rodney managed to keep Gregory at Foreign Affairs
and Steven’s telling everyone who will listen that he begged him to stay at
Home Affairs as he couldn’t bear to lose him.”
Anthea
looked incredulous. “Bet Barty feels lucky to have survived. If he doesn’t
produce a workable education policy by next spring, I think he’ll finally be
out.”
Anthea
knew Jeremy was avoiding mentioning Tristan Rivers, but nothing really needed
to be said. They had both read that morning’s Daily Bulletin – Anthea might become Chief Whip, but was that
because of her long-standing friendship, close
friendship, with the Leader? Or because she deserved the job? It had been
nasty, vicious even, and it hurt her far more than she would ever show.
“Bet
Colin’s miffed he hasn’t been given Home Affairs again,” Anthea began, keeping
the conversation away from herself, but she stopped as Tristan headed towards
them, his brow furrowed in concentration as he scrolled through his BlackBerry.
She knew where he was headed. His fate hung ‘in the balance’, as that evening’s
London Chronicle had splashed across
page five, and it showed on his face. His strides appeared to pick up pace, but
she smiled at him broadly as she caught his eye.
“Poor
man,” she said to Jeremy once Tristan had vanished up the escalator.
“Yes,
he’s...he’s a nice guy. Really nice, such a shame. I do feel for him, he’s been
treated abominably.”
Anthea
saw the genuine remorse in Jeremy’s eyes. He was right, and she wished she
could help. There was something about Tristan she found intriguing, almost
attractive.
“Talking
of Chief Whip,” Jeremy said quietly, “good luck. Cornish devolution’s going to
continue to be a big issue for you one way or another.”
Anthea smiled weakly and
made her excuses to end their conversation. Perhaps, if she went over to the
Leader’s Office now to wait her turn, she might catch Tristan after his sacking.
*****
A click of the Leader’s Office door as it shut,
and the relatively smooth reshuffle had turned somewhat bumpy.
“Damnit!” Rodney
swallowed, slamming a glass of water down on his desk. His Chief of Staff
Deborah pursed her lips.
“Bloody idiot,” she said
flatly.
Minutes earlier, Martin
Arnold, Shadow Environment Secretary, had announced to Rodney he suspected he
might need to resign. Rodney had replied he hadn’t really thought the post of
environment all that demeaning, but increasingly the look of utter hopelessness
on Arnold’s face meant that the brief had nothing to do with it. Was he ill? No. Was his wife ill? No. Was
anyone ill? Not that Arnold knew of. There was only one reason left for his
swift departure, and Rodney had sensed what was coming. The meeting was over
quickly, but not painlessly.
“And we’ve still got Rivers to go,” Rodney
felt sick. He looked at Deborah, the most unflappable of all his advisors. Her
objectivity amazed him and she was invaluable. “I wasn’t wrong to make him
walk, was I?”
“Not
at all. You made an example of him. Arnold can’t sleep with the enemy and get
away with it,” she said. “It’ll produce some bad headlines, sure, but he’d be a
liability long-term. He wasn’t even all that good. Give his job to Derek
Bradbury. He’s done well trying to stop Tristan Rivers cocking everything up at
the Whip’s Office.”
Rodney felt like a judge
on one of those talent shows whose decisions can make or break careers, but if
he made his choices purely on the balance of merit and raw talent then the new
Shadow Cabinet line-up scribbled on a notepad might have looked quite
different. His advisors, Deborah included, may have said “well, it’s up to you
Rodney of course, you’re the leader,” but he took this with more than the
merest pinch of salt. Tristan Rivers’ departure, however, was purely Rodney’s
own decision. Cornish devolution was too hot an issue to have it botched up in
the House, he needed someone he could trust to battle, make deals and scratch
backs where necessary. And he knew just the right woman for the job.
“Rivers has arrived next
door,” Deborah said, now stood in the doorway. She lowered her voice. “And
remember, be gentle. We don’t want two of them sulking on the backbenches,
Arnold will be enough.”
Moments later, Deborah
had gone. Rodney smiled warmly at his Chief Whip, waving a hand in the
direction of a green Portcullis-embossed leather chair.
“Tristan, thanks for
coming. Please, sit.” When Tristan refused with a shake of the head, he tried
not to let the rejection of comfort in favour of standing unnerve him. The
chair had become a physical barrier, so Rodney perched himself on the edge of
his desk.
“Rodney, I...”
“Look, Tristan, let me
be straight with you. I think we both know why you’re here. It’s not been
working for a while, you know that as well as I do. Your whips see you as
too...timid.” To Rodney’s surprise, Tristan looked him straight in the eye. There
was a defiance in him he had never seen before, and could only wish he had.
“And I’ve tried to be
straight with you, for a long time
now,” Tristan appeared to be shaking. “I have tried my very best to stamp my
authority on the Whip’s Office, to run it how I see fit, but I’ve been blocked
at every turn. I feel like I’m beating my head against the brick wall of my
office during every meeting.”
Rodney rapped his
knuckles on his desk top nervously. He felt that he had had this conversation
with him hundreds of times and he had finally run out of patience. When he
found himself spending too much precious time worrying about the petty
bickering of the Whip’s Office he knew something had to give. And that,
unfortunately, had to be the Chief.
Tristan fell silent,
watching as Rodney turned on his heels and snatched up from his desk a well-placed
Hansard. He flicked through it to
where a sticky label marked a page and flipping it round thrust it at Tristan, pointing at the list of MPs who had
passed through the lobbies for the vote.
“Take the fisheries vote
from two weeks ago! It’s obvious which people are missing from this list, the
editorial in the Bulletin lapped it up! Gary Lough, Patricia Joseph,
Matthew Gaines, where were they? I mean Gaines, he’s a serial rebel, why hasn’t
he been brought in and read the Riot Act like I asked you to? This was an
important vote for us and we blew it!”
Tristan snatched the Hansard from Rodney’s firm grasp and
stared at the list of names, as if they would somehow prove his salvation. “I…I
tried, I told him to stay in line, I told him I’d withdraw his whip if he
didn’t buck up his ideas….”
Rodney interrupted with
a snort. “You have been trying for
long enough! Just simply telling Gaines you will withdraw his voting
rights and not actually doing it sends all the wrong signals!”
“I
have it in hand, Rodney!” Tristan gripped the chair. Rodney looked at him with
concern, noting the sweat beading at the man’s temples. “Look, I’ll make an
example of him, suspend him...”
“It’s
too late,” Rodney said with incredible finality. “You’re also meant to feed
back to me what colleagues are saying, and I won’t name names, but as for what
your colleagues in the Whip’s Office say.”
Tristan’s
shoulders slumped, but his voice remained firm. “Bloody David Fryer, it’s all
him, isn’t it? He’s a complete shit, he’ll drip poison into anyone’s ear...”
“At
least he gets things done! He gets results!” Rodney’s face creased in
exasperation.
Tristan’s mouth snapped
shut. Although Rodney privately commended him for defending himself, every time
he spoke it was simply another nail firmly hammered into his political coffin. He
was merely making Rodney’s point for him. Tristan looked broken.
“You’re the Chief Whip, they should be
terrified of you!” Rodney’s voice was raised and at a slightly higher pitch
than usual. He glanced at the clock – he was running late. Best get this over with.
“It’s a mess, and it
makes me look stupid. I’m the one who’s blamed out there in the real world and
I can’t afford that. Look, perhaps getting a space on a select committee would
be better for you. The way I see it, you’ve now got two options; to resign,
here, right now, or to be sacked. Which is it going to be?” There. Rodney had
said it. All this crunchy debating with Tristan had really been futile. Now at
least he had offered him a way out which could minimise his embarrassment, he
only hoped he would be shrewd enough to take it.
“So my options are to
go, or to go?” Tristan muttered in defeat.
Rodney gulped, his mouth
parched. He would need something stronger than water after today. He lowered
his eyes as Tristan looked crestfallen, his last ray of hope snuffed out.
“I’m sorry it’s come to
this, Tristan. But basically, yes.”
*****
Anthea had been waiting a long, tense fifteen
minutes outside the Leader’s Office, and she wondered why Rodney was running
late. The more she thought about it all, the greater the frequency she glanced
at her watch.
She then wondered about
Tristan. He wasn’t as bad at his job as many had made out; people could be so
cruel in politics and weren’t interested in seeing the good in people. Perhaps
the role of Chief Whip wasn’t exploiting his talents; he seemed far too genuine
for the job and she had hoped Rodney would move him to a more suitable
position, but it seemed unlikely.
Without warning, the
door flew open. Startled, Anthea jumped to attention as a scarlet-faced Tristan
stormed past her, his face contorted in anger as he headed down the corridor. She
had never really seen him incandescent before. Her presence suddenly appeared
to register with him and he paused with a grunt, turning to face her, his familiar
blue eyes ablaze with irrepressible fury.
“Looks like you’re next,”
he growled. Anthea merely nodded. “But watch your back, or you may come out
with a bloody great knife sticking out of it!”
Opening her mouth
slightly to speak, Anthea tried to think of the words, but could only manage
small but genuine whimper of pity. They locked gazes, but it was obvious
Tristan’s thoughts lay elsewhere. Tristan turned to take his leave, but Anthea
suddenly found herself calling out to him.
“If you need someone to
talk to..!”
He stopped and stared at
her, but hid any surprise at her offer.
“Thanks,” he muttered.
“Well,” she sighed, her voice low and
soft, “I’d better…I’m so sorry, Tristan. You didn’t deserve it.”
Tristan
might have enquired as to what ‘it’ was, but he appeared to think better of it
and merely thanked Anthea again before walking away.
“So,”
Rodney beamed at Anthea as she perched herself in the chair Tristan had
refused. Rodney’s normally warm smile towards her appeared insincere and fixed,
like it had been etched onto his face and sprayed with starch. They were
best friends, why couldn’t he just act natural? It was his ‘professional’
smile, the one she guessed he had given to everyone who had passed through his
door in the past two hours, including Tristan Rivers.
“So...it must have been
an interesting afternoon for you,” Anthea attempted a laugh but then worried it
might come across as sarcasm. She clasped her hands together, her body taut. Once
again he was keeping his distance; for the next few minutes he was her leader
and not her friend. It never used to be like that, in the old days, when they
had just been elected and were ready to take on the world. Gone were the
evenings when the two of them could get in a bottle of wine and talk politics for
hours; a platonic, almost playful friendship made up of gentle teasing, similar
political ambition and a simmering, barely hidden tension which had always been
suppressed. It made it simple to keep it that way, and was how they both liked
it. Or, at least, how Anthea liked it.
“Yes, it’s been – well, it’s not over yet. Anyway,
how d’you think you’re doing?” The tenseness in Rodney’s voice eased, but as he
drummed his fingers methodically on the desk Anthea felt her heart pounding in
time with each finger as it tapped the wood. For a second she pondered whether his nails
were actually better manicured than her own, and once upon a time they might
have laughed had she enquired, but now was not the time. It never was any more.
Anthea considered her
reply. A loaded question? “Oh, I’ve enjoyed it immensely.”
“Lots to do over the
next few weeks,” Rodney stated, as if barely hearing her. Anthea felt as if the
whole meeting was following a script. “I’d like you to stay there, build up our
strategy of attack over Cornwall; our plan of action. The vote is around the
corner and you’re a very capable woman, Anthea, and I want you to carry on the
good work.”
A very capable woman? A wave of
disappointment flooded her and she swallowed hard. The Chief’s job hadn’t been hers
for the taking after all. She felt utterly stupid.
Rodney was still talking, his tone that of the professional politician
he had become over the past months. “There will be an awful lot of press
interest in this issue, and I know you will be able to handle it. This Bill’s
implications spread far wider than just Cornwall, the ‘yes’ campaign for
regional bureaucracy won’t just stop in the South West…”
“I know,” she interrupted. Suddenly, all she wanted to do was get the
hell out of there.
“So you’ll stay then?” Rodney smiled again, but it appeared more
genuine. His brown eyes softened, catching Anthea’s for the first time.
“Of course I’ll stay. As you say, much to do,” she hoped she didn’t
sound disappointed. If she wasn’t the
woman to succeed Tristan, who was?
“Wonderful,” Rodney appeared relieved. “I couldn’t do much of this
without you...I mean, without such brilliant colleagues around me.”
He wearily rose from his seat. Anthea took in every detail of him, from
the slight stomach he seemed to have developed to the strands of dark hair
uncharacteristically out of place after a day’s brow-scratching and unwanted
meetings. Her time was obviously up and he still had a Chief Whip to appoint;
Anthea was simply one of many meetings, although she was unsure whether he
didn’t feel like chatting as much as he didn’t have the time. Can’t he even ask me about Ben? He knew
that her estranged boyfriend had only sent her two postcards in the last three
months.
“Are you alright?” Anthea
chanced. “I’ve just seen Tristan.”
Rodney headed for the
door. “He resigned.”
Anthea blinked in
surprise. “Resigned? But I thought...”
“He resigned. That’s the
story, makes it simpler. Gives them one less thing to write about,” he opened
the door a crack. Time to leave.
“Right, indeed,” At
least it was something Tristan could hide behind and save a bit of face. That’s
if he wanted to hide at all.
As Anthea moved to pass
beyond the door, Rodney placed his hand gently on her elbow. His heavy gaze was
sudden and lasted the merest moment, but Anthea had no desire to reciprocate. She
left, that familiar confusion resurfacing until she pushed it, quickly, back
into her subconscious once again.
*****
8pm
Two men sat on the mezzanine at the popular
Westminster haunt the Cinnamon Club, looking down on the main dining area in
prime position to spot anyone worth their interest. Decorated in marble and
stone imported from Rajasthan, the restaurant was filled with the echoes of
gossip and laughter. The place oozed class and exclusiveness, the essence of
modern dining, decorated with tasteful browns and creams.
Home Affairs Whip, David
Fryer MP, licked his fingers and wiped his mouth, his companion polishing off
his crusted monkfish and gulping the last of the Merlot.
“The food’s delicious
here, I could eat another whole plateful if there wasn’t a bloody vote just
around the corner,” Fryer said gruffly as he stabbed at his shrimp pickle.
Sir Geoffrey Dickenson,
editor of the tabloid paper the Daily Bulletin, chuckled throatily. “Ah,
yes, voting. Blasted nuisance, I suppose.” There was little doubt as to where Dickenson
had originated, his cockney accent as broad as his grin. “Got me
autobiography coming out in a few weeks, remind me to send you a signed copy.”
“Building up for
retirement, Geoff? You don’t strike me as the kind,” Fryer smirked. He liked to
gently mock his old acquaintance.
Dickenson shook his head
with a small burp. “Nah, not quite. Not letting those bastard foreign
con-artists get hold of this baby. The Morning Engager’s sold out, but I’ll be bloody damned if I
will.”
“Well, you founded the Bulletin in the gutter, I’d never expect
you to drag it out of it,” Fryer said wryly. Dickenson smirked. “Oh, bugger,” Fryer
dropped the last of his munched crustacean and lowered his
head, his gaze across the restaurant floor.
“Not scared of a brown-nose like
Cheeser, are you?” Dickenson asked, turning to look. Fryer furrowed his
substantial brow in annoyance, watching as the tall, lean frame of the Party
Chairman hurried to a table on the far side of the restaurant to join a fellow
MP.
“No, it’s just...well. Never mind.”
“He’s fucking ruining everything,
him and Richmond,” Dickenson waved his fork in the air. “The party I’ve
supported all my life, poured my own bloody money into, is slipping into wrack and
ruin, after all I’ve done for your precious leader and his career. Richmond
turned as wet as a baby’s nappy once he left the paper and began crowing about
public duty and helping people. He
was a much better bloody journalist.”
Fryer saw a flash of darkness across the editor’s face, a raw nerve
obviously hit hard.
“Scott can give you what you want,” Fryer
said flatly. He clicked his fingers at a nearby waiter, who began to clear the
table.
“Yes, I’m sure he could,” Dickenson
agreed. “Shame most in the party can’t seem to stand him. Still, he’s got
balls, and if I twist them enough he’ll squeal like the runt he is and be at my
mercy. And you – you’re just the muscle Scott needs.”
Fryer took that as a complement. “Although it would be far easier to get
support if Richmond had kept the incompetent Rivers where he is,” he pulled his
napkin from his collar. “I mean for God’s sake the fellow’s a bloody idiot. Although,
once Colin’s at the helm, I’ll be Chief Whip. I’ll have the bloody run of the
place, you wait.”
Both men smiled in understanding as they thumbed the dessert menu. The
meal would be on Dickenson’s expenses. Scott had sent Fryer on a mission, and
he was about to close the deal. Old alliances were being reborn.
*****
“The Leader rewards loyalty, just be patient.” It
was a line Jeremy Cheeser had become accustomed to uttering. Although not
always strictly true, it often did the job, Jeremy’s reassuring tone softening
potentially rebellious hearts and giving people hope of a career progression. His
lunch companion’s expression hinted that he had heard this one before, but
Jeremy ignored his own uneasiness and simply smiled.
“I
personally wouldn’t have any reason to be disloyal,” came the response.
“Well
no, of course not. The leadership election is clear blue water under the bridge,”
Jeremy smiled and picked at his cauliflower and cheese parcel. “I hope we have
time for dessert before voting. The lemon tart here is exquisite.”
“Indeed,”
his colleague leant in over his curry. “However, there’s a lot of...concern
about, in the party. People can be patient, and many on the Right are giving
Richmond the benefit of the doubt, but Cornish devolution is becoming a worry. Many
feel Richmond’s a bit...obsessed by the issue. I know you, Jeremy, you don’t go around with
your head in the sand. You’ll have sensed the feeling at Party Conference.”
Jeremy
felt exasperated. He sipped his water to buy some time, but as he did so, he
caught sight of two very familiar faces up on the mezzanine. He stiffened in
his chair and swallowed the water hard, but it caught in his throat and he
began to choke.
“God,
you ok?” his companion asked, pouring him more water. Jeremy flushed, smoothing
down his blond curls and dabbing his mouth. His parcel had turned cold.
“Yes,
sorry, wrong way.”
“As
I was saying, Cornish devolution – you know Scott has been saying privately
that Richmond’s bullish approach is a waste of time. Many are inclined to agree
with him.”
Jeremy
barely heard, his eyes flicking between Fryer and the table. Everything
suddenly looked bad. Very bad.
“Colin doesn’t say much
that’s private any longer,” he muttered. “Look, Rodney’s sure that it’s a
vote-winner, and Conservatives have to make a stand against the break-up of the
UK, even if some feel that a ‘back water’
like Cornwall can do what it likes and there not be consequences. There’s
principle here, you know that as well as I do. Colin’s just – if it wasn’t this
issue it would be something else, like Europe, or taxation.”
“Just
be warned, by a friend and colleague. Scott’s not going to stay this quiet for
long, and today’s reshuffle isn’t going to make a blind bit of difference. He’s
putting out feelers again, trying to shore up support for what he sees as the
battle ahead.” Jeremy’s fellow MP placed his cutlery down and folded his arms.
“Yes,
I can see that,” Jeremy nodded slowly as Fryer caught his eye. The two men
locked stares.
Suddenly BlackBerrys
vibrated simultaneously around the restaurant. Hands pulled out their
electronic gadgets from pockets and handbags, a collective sigh following in
quick succession. VOTE EXPECTED SHORTLY. Damnit. Always before bloody
dessert. The briefest of smiles flickered across Jeremy’s lips, acknowledging
Fryer but sending him a silent warning. I’m
watching you.
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